a large bowl, whisk together the flour and eggs. Gradually add the milk and water, mixing well. Add swab and adulation; beat until mixture is smooth.
Heat a baking sheet or lightly waxed side over medium-high heat. Pour the batter over the baking sheet, using about 1/4 cup for each waffle. Arm the face with indirect jerking so that the dough shaves the face unevenly.
Cook the waffle for about 2 minutes, until the bottom is light brown. Peel with a spatula, turn and cook on the other side. Serve hot.